I am home. And by home I dont mean my tiny studio just south of Prospect Park. I mean Michigan. I have been hom for 16 hours. I am trying not to find some excuse to return to my tiny little studio in Brooklyn.
This is my qualm with Michigan:
Everyone is straight.
Everyone is fat.
No one dresses well.
Everyone stares at me like I'm an alien.
My parents professionally complain.
I hate it here.
And if fucking snowing.
I will try to give a more detailed description of my life here later.
To all those reading this who are still in NYC...I hate you.
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It is not our fault Michigan is so different from New York. Not all of Michigan is bad. And not everyone is under the columns you listed.
Happy Easter!
I feel the same way when I go home to visit in Maryland!
The sad thing is its all true...
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