Ba-ba-birthday

So I'm turning the big 1 9 on Tuesday, and I'm freaking out. Why? How am I only 19!?!?! I dont make. I was talking to a friend on the phone the other day and he said " I really wish that in at least one respect you would fit you demographic profile." PEOPLE DONT EVEN TALK TO 19 YEAR OLDS THAT WAY!!!!!! I'm to upset at the idea of being only one more year older. Christ, I cant even take my own youth seriously...shit.